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I guess a lot of questions stacked up that we need to get out of the way. Let's waste no time!

Q: Are you against LGBTs? Do you hate them?

No, I am not and I do not. I do not hate them because their orientation is no better than my own, and they have the same right to hate my heterosexuality just as well. However, a clever person never aims his hate towards the others' sexual / religious / cultural preferences, but rather tries to understand why the subject has picked those preferences and not others. I've actually spoken with some of Ukraininan and foreign LGBT representatives, and they are nice enough guys that didn't try hammering in their beliefs upon me.

However...

I do hate obnoxious posers who call themselves gay / lesbian / etc. under the influence of modern mediocrity of anime, or because of unsuccessful first love at the age of 10, or because it's just considered hip, cool and rad (and it is). I feel disgust when I'm seeing gay parades, 'awareness raising' It's-Okay-To-Be-Gay stage shows (and I like the Rocky Horror Picture Show, mind you) or people who change their orientations like gloves. Dear posers, honestly I don't think you need to 'fight for your rights' at all, because you are fucking (not sure if I wanted to use it as an interjection or not) everywhere already!

Q: Are you against the people of USA and UK? Do you hate them, too?

NO! I love the good people from all countries, and at the same time, I acknowledge that there are assholes in all countries just as well. What I was referring to in my controversial Journal was that if I ever met a bad person here on dA, so far they were either from USA or UK, and that's the only thing I meant - that's just statistics, without any subtexts, insensitivities and double meanings. If I meet a Ukrainian asshole here, you all will be the first to know! xD (actually, see the Svetlana question for some insight on Ukrainian assholes)

Q: Do you hate modern anime?

Not quite; I just don't care about it. It's too bland, sterile, mediocre, safe and marketable for my taste (all the same shit, to put it short), the drawing styles look like all the TV series were produced by the same studio, and the supposedly humorous moments just annoy me. I've tried watching some modern shows, so I'm not talking blindly, and lost all will to try getting into that. At least, that oh-so-praised 90s anime I'm constantly talking about didn't rely on 'It's Japanese! So it's quirky! Look, it's Japanese! So it's quirky!' obnoxities. It relied on actual qualities contained within.

Q: What's up with all that feud with NekoHybrid?

I didn't mind his works at first ("Каждый дрочит как хочет", as we say in Russia and Ukraine; which literally means 'Everyone masturbates to whatever he wants'), but the more of them he produced, the more questionable this guy's sanity became to me. It all ignited with his brilliant decision to make a card featuring an obvious sexualized stereotyped furry fetish (oh, don't even start telling me how fucking developed her personality is, okay? I watch 'Anal Sperm-Spitting Perverted Catgirl Maids IIX' for the plot, too, so I know the drill (heh, the drill)) meant to symbolize an actual real-life tragedy of Sept, 11, 2001 - which, as you might remember, had absolutely nothing to do with obvious sexualized stereotyped furry fetishes. I thought it was offensive and hypocritical towards the families of the terrorists' victims and lost my temper, shouting out what I really think about that piece of exploitation. NekoHybrid, being an Awesome Prince Of Awesomeness, didn't reply to me directly, but sent out three of his troll (or as I call them, 'Nancy') units, each more ridiculous than the previous one. Needless to say, they couldn't make me change my mind no matter how hard they sweared and how many nursery insults and ridiculous arguments they used. If they are too dumb to understand that it's not the best idea to make Felicia from Darkstalkers represent a real tragedy where real people lost the real lives of real members of their real families, it's not my goddamn problem, okay? But one thing they did change for me - now, I understand the word 'tribute' only as 'masturbatory exploitation disguised as art'. Heh, speaking of that: I also feel sort of sorry when everyone calls 'Hybrid's exploitation 'artworks'. It's not art, it's just making screenshots. You turn some knobs in XNALARA (I know, I tried), then press PrintScreen (that's the hardest part), and you are a DIGITAL ARTIST. Making TRIBUTES. C'mon stahp it guys, don't you find it funny yourselves?

Q: Are you a troll?

No. All the raunchy grouchy things I say, I say sincerely. A troll doesn't necessarily have to believe in what he says, but I do. I absolutely honestly say what I really think.

Q: If you are against sexism, why do you draw and fave scantily clad / naked women ever so often?

My beliefs are not against depicting sensualized images of females. My beliefs are against depicting them for the only, sole, single, solitary, pinpointed, distinguished, precise, intentional, planned, honest, straightforward purpose of making the audience drool and leave masturbatory comments, nothing else. Wasting time, resources, graphite / ink / paint / machine time and what little of talent there is just to see comments like 'I wanna fuck her 'til she pees' or 'I love this character, it has such a developed personality!'. For Christ's sake, they are not real. Get a fucking (pun intended) life, guys. Switch from ponies to porno (see below)! When I say 'exploitative art' and/or 'viewing women as products', I am referring to the outcomes of people spending time, effort, resources, imagination on producing artworks that are made for the ONLY purpose of collecting cheap faves and drooling comments by 15 yrs old bronies and nothing, I repeat, nothing else.

And for the ladies I fave, just because they are beautiful and have well-developed figures, is not enough to brand this as what I am against. I mean, there's nothing wrong in depicting breasts and cleavages - hell, you dear reader may be wearing one right now, for all I know. So I'm not against this and never was. I'm against exploiting them only to receive the reaction I described above.

It's not even just me - do you know what does Ken Levine think of all those sexualized TRIBUTES to Elizabeth from BioShock Infinite? Well, to make a long story short, he thinks that the 'artists' who do this are slurping anal grease out of a rhinoceros asshole... okay, it was an AVGN quote, since Mr Levine said it waaaay more politely. But guess what, he still directly referenced DeviantArt as the hornets' nest of filth, so my hats off to him.

Q: Oh my God, holy molars oh why do you hate My Little Pony?

I don't hate it, I just don't get it and I don't want to get it. The whole thing just looks like disgust at first glance; besides, if what NekoHybrid's altar boys, being the Pandering Horsefuckers (oh, hopefully I didn't offend MLP fans), said to me in defence of their anal grandmaster is the friendship and magic that MLP is oh so supposed to teach us, then fuck this show to Hell's eternal damnation. I don't want you to promote horsefucking to me, please.

Eh, and guess what. NekoHybrid is now producing gigabytes of pointlessness he calls 'My Little Felicia'. Hey, let's take Felicia's 3D model and paint the textures with different colors - DIGITAL ART all the way.

Q: Oh my God, holy molars oh why do you hate Attack On Titan?

I don't hate what I haven't seen, and I don't see what I don't want to spend my time on. I mean, it's a show about Special Teenagers who jump around with katanas and fight everyone, and it looks just the same way as any other anime these days - so tell me, if I don't care about 100 other shows about Special Teenagers who jump around with katanas and fight everyone, convince me to care about the 101st one! It's a decent challenge. ^_^

Q: Anything else you don't care about?

Please see this post: fav.me/d6qfrjt

Q: What's up with that Svetlana girl?

Everything's detailed here:

For my Russian-speaking Watchmen: einhanderzwei.diary.ru/p191844…

Q: Do you really like Twilight?! :omgwth:
 
You know what, I'm so sick and tired of all those big-titted hipster goils around the age of 13-14 who didn't create anything during their life but a constant stream of self-affirmation by expressing the over-the-top hate towards some mediocre book series, that to some extent I can say I did honestly like the Twilight Saga. I've seen all the movies and I'm reading the first book now, just to oppose those girls. You underage busty elitists made me decide and enjoy this, YOU!

Q: What does your nickname mean? Is that a penis reference?!

See, there's this game made by Squaresoft in 1998, called Einhander: www.mobygames.com/game/einhnde… It's a scrolling shooter; a genre they've experimented with only once, and what'd you know - it turned out so good it's always present in all those 'Top N Shmups' lists to this day. I love its simple storyline with a twist, Evangelion-inspired visual designs, pulsating techno soundtrack and intense gameplay, but there's one problem: Square promised that there'll never be a sequel! So my nickname is like a protest against that silly decision. I want me Einhander 2!

Q: Do you have a Tumblr account?

No, but I have one on Google Blogger, one on diary.ru, not to mention social network pages on Facebook, VK, Google+ and LinkedIn. I think that'll be enough...

Q: Why don't you used Paint Tool Sai?! It's God's gift to us mortal men, and it cured my parents' alcoholism!

It didn't cure my parents.

Q: Do you do point commissions / art trades?

Mmm... No. I prefer either free requests or barter, because it's nice to have some points, but I'm not chasing them every chance there is. You can call me a downshifter. Hey, I even have Linux at home :D

So there we go:

Art Trade Stamp by Heavy-Inamorato  Requests Open Stamp by Heavy-Inamorato  Commissions Closed Stamp by Heavy-Inamorato

Maybe I will open paid commissions sometime soon, but I'm just afraid I'll be paid hundreds of dollars to draw My Little Porn. That's bloody money then.

Q: What kinds of requests/ATs you will decline?

Good question, and it reflects what I've said about 'sexy' arts, too. I guess it would be simpler to organize it in the list:
(legend: :meow: - will accept; :ohnoes: - will reject)

:meow: Requests from the people who watch me;
:meow: Requests from the people I watch;
:meow: Requests from strangers who have good artworks of their own (how good? Well, all a mater of my own personal taste - after all, the whole fact of asking me a request indicates that you are willing to know my own personal perception of things, right? :));
:meow: Requests that involve OCs that have any kind of additional info (biography, relations, anything of this kind - something that will let me understand the character and represent him/her properly);
:meow: Requests that involve drawing a portrait of the customer; but again, only the customers that correspond either of the first three points.

:ohnoes: Too vaguely described and/or non-detailed requests;
:ohnoes: Requests that don't add up to anything or just make no sense (ex. 'draw my OC in a cowboy hat, not his/her usual baseball cap!');
:ohnoes: Requests from strangers with empty Galleries;
:ohnoes: Requests that involve violence towards women;
:ohnoes: Requests that involve religious / ideological insensitivity;
:ohnoes: Straight up pornography (don't confuse with erotic/ecchi/fanservice requests, which I may accept!);
:ohnoes: Scatological humor (farting girls for lolz?);
:ohnoes: Requests for OCs that have no biographies (experience shows that these OCs turn out to be just sexy dolls created for fapping and nothing else - do the math);
:ohnoes: Requests for drawing fanarts, especially for the fandoms in my 'uncaring' list;
:ohnoes: Requests for drawing copyrighted characters being submissive to the customer / recipient (if the request is a gift), ex. Zatanna, Catwoman and Poison Ivy as harem wives or sex slaves to the customer - I will never draw anything that indulges the idea of having no life being a good thing! Don't even try asking please!

Will add more points later, probably, but these are the most important anyway.
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Chattarika Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
heh,, *takes some copious notes* :iconlazyshyplz:
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hmm? :meow: What kind of notes? :D
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Chattarika Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
ehm,, very,, uh,, interesting notes sir. :nod:
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not derogatory, I hope? :blush:
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Chattarika Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
lol no,, of course not. :3 just,, interesting/intriguing :D

you really express yourself with confidence, sir.
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awww, thank you hun! ;w; I'm glad you find this inspirational! :heart:
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Snowy-Aegis Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heh, one of the points in my sort-of-new sort-of-old Dimensional Rain story is to make sure the characters have back stories and personalities.
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, I'm an old fart... Since I started reading when I was 5 and writing when I was 10, I was taught that every character in every story should have both :)
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Snowy-Aegis Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah. The 'protagonist' is Sam, leader of IDDF Combat Squad 15, but it mainly seems to focus on Cassandra and Lilith. The human government alliance believes Lilith to be the alien Queen in disguise, and so they sent Cassandra to kill her. Cass is a government operative. But Lilith is 15's most valuable asset (besides from Charlotte, who specialises in over the top spectacular death guns), so Cass doesn't get a straight shot at killing her, and after a while (including several times where Lilith saves Cass' life) they form a strange friendship, and when Lilith gets angry and starts yelling at Cass ("If you were sent to kill me, and if you're so determined to see it through, do it then! Kill me!"), Cass can't bring herself to do it.
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my... story-wise, it's kinda like if John Woo's 'Hard Boiled' and 'The Killer', and Christoph Gans' 'Crying Freeman' were joined into one movie and converted to sci-fi. In other words, pretty f%ckin' awesome!
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Snowy-Aegis Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Right before government special service soldiers shoot Cass dead and drag off Lilith, pissing Sam the hell off. Shit goes from there, 15 kill more giant interdimensional aliens, 15 kill some government dignitaries (mostly Sam because he was angry and over the previous part of the story he had developed feelings for Cass. Who in turn is suggested to have had feelings for Lilith), steal an illegal form of Nantes and bring Cass back to life with them.
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heh, not sure if you'd like it, but I think I have an alternate title for this thing: 'Metal Gear Solid 2 And 4 Can Go F%ck Themselves' xD
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Snowy-Aegis Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oops, I misspelt Nanites. After that they go after Lilith. Dimensional Rain is separated into three main arcs:
*WARNING: SOME SPOILERS*
-STRIFE: The squad fight some aliens, called Orundi. Cass joins the team and accuses Lilith of being the Orundi Queen, much to the squad's surprise. Over this arc the two slowly become friends, Cass finding it hard to resist Lilith's friendly and warm nature. Ends with Cass being shot dead and Lilith dragged off by government soldiers.
-VENGEANCE: 15 Squad goes to strike back at the government and find Lilith, before finding an illegal form of 'Black Nanites' to bring Cass back, before they go after Lilith. Ends when they break into a top-security government facility and bust her out.
-ENDGAME: 15 Squad are now fugitives, however more IDDF Squads have turned against the government making the IDDF as a whole angry. 15 discovers from an IDDF squad that the government has captured the Orundi species, and all the IDDF have been fighting are those that break out. Lilith goes full loco and shows that she is indeed the Orundi Queen, by turning into her actual form and laying waste to a large part of human society. 15 Squad then has to find a way to stop the 300 or so Orundi that Lilith released, and find a way to stop their former friend. Ends when Cass finds an experimental 'Full Dimension Switch' and uses it to transport herself and Lilith to the 'Alpha Dimension', where Orundi cannot exist, transforming her back to a human. However the Switch breaks, trapping them there, and the permanent disappearance of the Orundi Queen means the Orundi cannot function and die, ending the 70-year war between man and Orundi.
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heh, you should really rethink your spoiler policy... no offense, but with your projects, I'd like to advise you to have the same principles as I do with OCEAN - yerah, the location is known; yeah, the characters are known; even the zombie nurses and one of the bosses are known; but I'm going out of my way to avoid exposing what are they actually doing there while hanging out together, or even who is the Big Bad is...
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Mrtrainfreak12 Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Student Filmographer
Well...my OC's have personalities and backstories, (I even make stories about them in fact) so I guess it could work if you were okay with doing art of one of mine
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, sci-fi is my prime territory, so if you have a request on your mind, please go ahead and tell me! :dummy: The only catch though it that I won't be able to start working on it before June, 8-9th
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Mrtrainfreak12 Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Student Filmographer
Okay then' I'll think about it
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Kalidreamine Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hm....  I'm.... from the.... USA.....  But I'm pretty sure none of this applies to me except for that first part.  Here's why.

When I was 4, I remember very clearly, on the streets of San Francisco (California), in 2005, I saw people, nude, walking on the streets.  It was a "gay" and "other" festival on the 4th of July.  The people were completely nude, from head to toe, and riding bicycles and strolling casually across the street, making everyone stop in their tracks.  Bystander watching the "festival" were laughing and pointing rudely, but the people in the festival didn't seem to mind and were encouraging the watchers to actually take pictures. 

The city of San Francisco has long since banned that festival by now, one of the reasons being because it caused mass panic and traffic among many residents of the city, but I still remember it very clearly, as if it were yesterday.  I have no opinion about any of this, though.  It didn't exactly bother me, but-well, actually, it was because I was too young to process what happened-but it still doesn't bother me now.  I'm not too sure why.

Anyways, I was just sharing my personal and really close-up experience.  That was real.  It was back when I lived in California.
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
In Russia and Ukraine, we have this radical feminist movement called FEMEN - basically, a bunch of crazy girls whose trademark is parading everywhere topless waving the posters that say something like 'Ukraine is not a brothel'. Topless feminists. Ukraine is not a brothel. This is sooo wrong...

Hilariouasly, a few days ago, Vasiliy Virastyuk (Ukrainian bodybuilder) has completely accidentally ruined a gay parade in Lvov. He was rushing to the hospital, when the paraders happened on his way. Thinking that he's about to beat 'em up, they retired in panic :rofl:
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Kalidreamine Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep.  Whoa.....  Hm... But did he do anything to make them think he was going to beat them up?  :excited: :lag: fair fight 
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, probably it was because he was running across the street, and the demonstrators happened to stand on his way... later in the interviews he said that he haven't even notice any parades to begin with! :D
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Kalidreamine Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow! Giggle  That's pretty surprising!  Giggle :giggle: :giggle: rvmp :iggle: :giggle: Lol 
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's a lesson in badassness! :D
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Kalidreamine Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nod   
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BearController Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013   Digital Artist
I'm glad your not against LGBTs because I am gay and I've been tormented all my life about it. ;_; 
School was hell, my family give me strange looks and most my friends became my enemies...
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, there's a lot of politically incorrect assholes in Ukraine that automatically consider everyone who's different a subhuman. I was pretty frequently bullied, too, only for the reason of being overweight and having little common interests with classmates. So, as I've said, I know several 'true' LGBTs from dA and real life who are very nice and interesting people, but all those posers who spew out bullshit like 'Ohh, why aren't you gay? I would date you!' (real thing said to me by a female)... they just gotta go.

Heh, there was one guy here who had a couple of days ago posted a Journal on 'hey, I like dickgirls, is this gay or not?' and faved a lot of pictures of some crossdresser who wasn't ashame to expose his dick openly here on the internets (I wonder how he didn't expose his face, too, while at that), leaving comments like 'i want to suck your cock luv you'... So what, I've added that Journal to my 'Tastelessness' Greatest Hits' folder, and the next day all those pictures were unfaved, that Journal entry deleted, and another one was posted saying 'If you don't like what I do, FUCK OFF!!!' So I think I cured that one poser who'd otherwise give LGBT's even more needless bad reputation, so I guess I'm doing something right?..
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Blackpantherwolf13 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
*sighs and starts chainsaw* how many times I gotta kill a bitch for she stays dead?
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
To quote William Shakespeare, the evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. TT_TT
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Blackpantherwolf13 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I'll kill the bitch as many times as I have too
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Whoa, now that's commitment... OwO
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Blackpantherwolf13 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
*crazy sadistic serial killer grin* I plan to keep it too~
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LAN0RA Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013   General Artist
i'm not the only one who asked that?
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not really, but I want to clarify anything and never upset anyone who's dear to me anymore :hug:
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LAN0RA Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013   General Artist
i think you're drawing too much attention to it, but if you feel you must...:hug: (especially if i'm the only it was meant for....these are supposed to FAQs...right?)
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, I get what you mean... actually, this FAQ is more meant for the cases if someone else would come up with questions like these, so if you are embarrassed and think it's dedicated to you only, there's no need to feel awkward :) I just want to spread my honesty to everyone!
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LAN0RA Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013   General Artist
ah, i see. going the "you're so vain" route.... take a listen>>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-4I3W…
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me? Vain? :(
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LAN0RA Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013   General Artist
haha, no....you're calling me vain by insinuating that the one question on the FAQ that relates to me isn't about me...when it is.
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You? Vain? No chance! :(
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