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So my wife has left me a week ago due to my poor health, alcoholism and drug usage. I didn't have money to pay my bills, got fired from my workplace, and my dog has caught flu. I thought it's the end. But then, when I was just about to drown my sorrow and despair in alcohol, I saw your artistic masterpiece. Needless to say, it enlightened me. Every line, every curve, every texture on its surface was like the ultimate answer to all my problems. This artwork made me quit drinking and getting stoned, throw away the bottles of vodka and buckets of heroin, and start a new life. I got employed at Microsoft, my dog's flu has gone, and my wife is texting me day and night with apologies and promises of the best sex I'll ever have. All thanks to you.

Thank you so much. Your drawing saved my life. Too bad you haven't made it a print, because I wanted to order a 1m x 1,5m poster of it :(
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Filthy0wnii Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Student General Artist
You little..!

Before I saw the picture I thought it is true
and almost it gave me a heart attack  (━┳━ _ ━┳━)  
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my God hunny, I'm sorry for scaring you! ;A; :huggle: :tighthug:
It was meant to be a joke! A dark one, but still a joke ;w; Oh please don't be mad at me, sweetheart..! :huggle:
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Filthy0wnii Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Student General Artist
*sniff, sniff*

I'm not mad T-T and I know it meant to be a joke but.. :C You know. 
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
asdfasfsd oh darling ;A; I don't want you to be upset!! :huggle: *hugs tight*
If I can do anythimg to improve your mood, please tell me! ;w;
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Filthy0wnii Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Nope, Its oke TnT Dont mind it.
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm sorry dear, but I can't ignore this! ;_; You're such a sweetie, and such a talented artist; I don't want to make you sad, and I want to redeem this! :huggle:
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Filthy0wnii Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Student General Artist
No, its really ok >uuu<!!! 

Anyway, You can check my new journal. You are my friend so I want to know Your opinion :3 
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EinhanderZwei Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay... I hope so! :huggle: :iconrubcheeksplz:
And yep, I saw and commented your Journal! :la:
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